Une sacrée Miss venue de l'Est...

12 avril 2008

Je viens de découvrir grâce à Cédric que la Roumanie avait elle aussi engendré l'équivalent de son Michael Youn au féminin en la personne de Miss Platnum. C'est une femme un peu ronde qui chante des chansons R&B à textes débiles, le tout mise en scène dans des clips super kitsch et assez drôles. Afin de vous faire une idée, je vous propose les 2 clips que je préfère.

"Give Me the Food"

You know, people always say: “You may should be thin, You should be on diet”. But I don’t care, I just enjoy eating. I like my coffee with a lot of cream, I like to eat late in night. I like scrambled eggs after a sweet…dream, I like potatoes, deep fried. I like some sugar in my limonade, I like hot chicken wings spiced. I like thin cheese cake, But at the home make. I like a long lasting … Lunch break. Give me the food, I say give me the food. Give me the fruit if you love me, Give me the food, I say give me the food. Give me the fruit if you love me. Some girls me thinks : “This chicks is a little big”. Slim girls don’t understand. But I don’t care. Some guys may say: “It’s a curve that is deeper “. They like the tie pants that I wear. I am ROMANIAN, I love to eat, It’s in my gens, I can’t control. Look to my curvation cause I just can’t compete “I AM A WOMEN , NOT A SKINNY DOG”! You know, people always say: “Women should only eat yoghourt and strawberries” HA HA HA! They say a lot of things but you know… I don’t care what people say about my weight. So if you want to take me out for a date, make sure there is enough good food for my weight and maybe I let you get a taste a piece of my cake!

"I want a Mercedes Benz (like all my friends)"